Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Day one in the Gay Veggie Week

So the challenge has begun, one week as a veggie.

I was going to do it anyway but then Stace bet me I couldn't, so now i'm twice as determined - especially as there is a crate of carlsberg bottles at stake.

Can't wait to taste that sweet beery nectar.

Anyway, met all the fellow veggies at work and we went for a veggie breakfast. Looked longingly at the crispy bacon but managed to restrict myself to the veggie option. First challenge complete.

I have cheese sarnies for lunch, and a roasted veggie pizza lined up for dinner. No massive desire to eat a steak yet, although i am only two hours in.

I had chicken and bacon casserole last night. mmmmmm i liked that.

Still i'm sure lentils and pulses taste nice like that when cooked in the proper way. Right?

Sunday, August 28, 2005

Pub Golf - The results

Scorecards are in and the drinking is over (for now)

Final scores:

Mat -10
Rhys -11
Dave -11

Although we actually all drank the same, Mat just didn't down two pints like me and dave.

I had 4 tequlias in the last pub - i was a wreck.

The night was marvellous, much drinking and fun was had by all. Apparently we didn't win but then everyone else cheated anyway. So P.I.G.S. rule and all anyway.

Apparently i'm now stupid rather than a cunt when hammered as well, which is a welcome change.

and i beat mat.

wahoo.

Friday, August 26, 2005

Good Ole Essex Knees Up

We are now only a day away from our mate Phil's & his fiance Vicki's (oh, she's our mate too) stag & hen do.

Its going to be a Pub Golf affair in Brentwood, Essex.

Three of the P.I.G.S. inner core will be competing and forming three quarters of a very competitive Fourball. Founders Dart & Mat will be joined by HLM Shilson in this titanic struggle between good, evil, real ale and spirits.

Who will win? Find out here first - scorecards to be posted sometime after the hangover wears off.


Its probably a good thing that stace (mfi dave) isn't coming because there are rules governing when you can go to the toilet, and he has the campest, weakest, most pathetic bladder in the world. His score would be terrible.

Thursday, August 25, 2005

Wager

I, Founder Dart, do hereby swear on Tony that I will not eat any meat, or meat based products from 8am on 31st August until 8am 6th September 2005, in line with some gay 'veggie week' at my place of work.
This challenge will be witnessed by work colleagues, friends, relatives, and (if necessary) passing strangers. Should I fail in this challenge I shall pay to Minister for Information Dave the price of 20 bottles of Carlsberg beer.
I will post daily updates of my progress here to keep all PIGS informed of my progress.

I, Minister for Information Dave, do hereby swear on Tony that should Founder Dart achieve his challenge, I shall give up the herewagered 20 bottles of Carlsberg.

In the unlikely event of a dispute, both parties agree to accept the decision reached by a simple majority of the rest of the Inner Core.

To accept these terms, I will ask the esteemed Founder Dart to signify below.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Welcome

This is P.I.G.S. HQ

Mortals will cower under Tony's wrath & much drinking will be done.

Learn the precepts, follow the rules and you will be adequate.