Important Dates

It would be really helpful if everyone getting married would let me know when their weddings and stag dos are.

Well really i know about stace, so could you please tell me jimmy?

I'm mostly worrying because i have a suspicion that i'm organising stace's stag do on your wedding day.

This would be an error. I mean Kathryn wouldn't be happy that you'd be on the piss instead of getting hitched...

Piss Up. Brewery.

So I'm going to be Stace's Best Man.

My first Stag related tasks:

Book a place to stay.
Organise Transport from place to stay to pub and back again.

Tasks completed: Zero.

Hilarious failures: One.

We are going to a place near Telford to stay in a barn (hopefully), I contacted 'Telford's Coaches' to see about a cost of ferrying us back and forth.

Mr. Telford wrote back to me: "We are based in Glasgow" he said

FAILURE

Not my finest hour.

maybe if I look up 'Glasgow's Coaches' I'll find Mr. Glasgow, based in Telford?

Punishment Ritual

Well HLM Shilson was the last to post on the blog then.

Shirking his PIGS responsibilites he is.

Punished he shall be.

Details to follow after Founder-led discussions...

good evening PIGS

In my defence I have both commented on previous posts, and handed over the first 8 bottles of Carlsberg.

First 8 of 20 as per the terms of the wager. Not the first 8 of 24. Nice try Dart.

However, I am now not the last to post.

I do however have a book.

Still.

hi there

well I havent posted because there's nothing to report. But I have now, its just the daves left now.

I also set up some mailing list bollocks, but i don't know if it works, sorry if anyone is getting lots of random emails with "test" written in them

Pay attention

Hey guys, this is not being used enough seeing as its now supposed to be the heartbeat of the PIGS and all.

Last inner core member (excluding jimmy - who hasn't yet joined and will be dealt with separately) to post on the site will have to endure some sort of punishment as decided by the other members.

Get your act together!

Founder Dart.

Invoice

To: Mr David Terry Stacey

Invoice for: One box of 24 bottle of Carlsberg lager

To be delivered Immediately

With thanks,

Rhys Dart



Ho yeah!