The esteemed founders would like to announce new membership to the PIGS - Martin Plumbridge now joins our Essex chapter and immediately takes over the Senior Member position from Intelligence officer Dan Field - who is now sacked from the Senior Member position, effective immediately. Hard Cheese old chap.
For those PIGS keen to welcome Martin to our movement, you can check out his blog http://momentsonly.blogspot.com/ .
The picture is a representative image only and may or may not resemble the real Martin Plumbridge.
In a rare moment of accountability the Founders have decided to publish the decision making process at this time. Do not expect this in the future as they are mighty and may do as they wish. See below.
PIGS Forever and PIGS OUT.
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mat says:
marin will ahve to be inducted into the PIGS
mat says:
martin
DaveS says:
yeah
rhys says:
yes this is acceptible
mat says:
i cant type because my fingers are developing frostbite
DaveS says:
he's a PIGS alright
rhys says:
two founders agree - he is in
mat says:
all in favour say aii
mat says:
aiiii
rhys says:
aii
DaveS says:
ho
rhys says:
iii
rhys says:
ok induct him
mat says:
yeah when we move in
rhys says:
tell to read the rules and precepts on the pigs site
DaveS says:
yeah
mat says:
yeah course
rhys says:
thats inducting
rhys says:
he's no inner core
mat says:
plus he will need some lower level rite
rhys says:
the core is full anyhow
rhys says:
well we've never done a rite to a none inner core
mat says:
nah
rhys says:
lets immediately make him senior member - sacking dan
mat says:
yeah dan should have been sacked ages ago
rhys says:
and then decide that senior members need a lower level rite
mat says:
yeah
rhys says:
before they can be sacked and replaced with someone else
rhys says:
as we do from time to time
rhys says:
i like how we run the pigs - its like the soviet politburo now - new people can only get onto the inner core if someone dies
mat says:
so we need to perform a lower level rite on dan
rhys says:
no because he was sacked before we brought in that rule
mat says:
but he lives in aberland
rhys says:
approx 15 secs before
mat says:
oh good
mat says:
the motion was brought, we never said aii
rhys says:
not sacked from the pigs, just from the senior member position
mat says:
but then we havent said aii about the rite
mat says:
yeah
rhys says:
oh ok shall we do this properly?
mat says:
yeah
mat says:
dave you're our witness
mat says:
not that we need one
rhys says:
what order? dan, martin, junior rite?
mat says:
yeah
mat says:
i prefer the term lower level rite
rhys says:
ok, thats fine
rhys says:
i was being lazy
mat says:
makes them sound more pathetic in comparison to us
rhys says:
ok
mat says:
junior suggests they can improve
rhys says:
can we add the word 'pathetic'
rhys says:
pathetic lower level rite
rhys says:
puny, pathetic, lower level insignificant rite
mat says:
which ultimatly they cant as theyll just be removed in favour of someone more interesting in future
mat says:
yes puny is a good word
mat says:
insignificant before lower i think
rhys says:
remove insignificant
rhys says:
yeah what you said
rhys says:
ok
rhys says:
all those in favour of sacking dan as senior member say aii
rhys says:
aiiiiii
mat says:
aiiiii
DaveS says:
ho
rhys says:
right so dan goes back to the intelligence division
mat says:
we should add this to the website
mat says:
we have a blog and all now
rhys says:
all those in favour of promoting martin to the rank of senior member say aiii
mat says:
aiiii
rhys says:
aaiiiii
rhys says:
all those in favour of the senior member being subject to a pathetic, puny, insignificant lower levl rite say aii
mat says:
aiii
DaveS says:
ho
rhys says:
aiii
rhys says:
may i just point out there was a typo there
mat says:
thats ok
rhys says:
levl should read level
mat says:
yeah
rhys says:
good
mat says:
i didnt notice
DaveS says:
awesome
rhys says:
thats because we transcend language
rhys says:
as the founders and all
mat says:
wonder what a PPILL rite will consist of
