gay reunions

We are being overun by gay reunions.. check this mail I just recieved from a PIGS Enemy, I must say I can't wait to go :

"Hi, sorry I've not replied to emails.

I've heard back from the follow people, about going to Aber at the end of the month:
Sandra and Richard
Jon and Sarah
Ash
Lauren
Stephen
Lucy
Liz
Dan (poor dan can't get out of it)

And possibly:
Abi
Steve Ellis

The plan is to arrive on the Friday, and stay until Sunday. This gives us the chance to have two good nights out, and catch up. I was thinking of starting off in the Cambrian, as I fancy seeing if they still do death stars. Then on some where to get food, and wander the town afterwards  :-) 

It would be nice to know if people can make it, and what time people can make it there - a quick reply to this email will do. I'll probably take half a day off work, and aim to be in Aber for about 6 p.m.

Please pass details on to anyone I've forgotten. I get a feeling the addresses for Matt and Nici are out of date, so please forward if you're up to date.

Thanks again,
Rew"

War is declared

this is a call to arms.

Following our highly successful infiltration of a bunch of wankers who weren't cool 5 years ago and certainly aren't cool now (god i can't believe i actually slept with one of them) (no it wasn't spencer) i now call on all pigs everywhere to bring down this pathetic 'reunion' shindig as highlighted by the minister for information's last post.

We must end this evil or that radio station is forever going to be haunted by the spectre of spencer and his evil cronies. The PIGS will prevail, I know you will all do your best.

This is a code yellow message, PIGS only. May your missions be swift and secure.

Out.

When PIGS attack

The world may think it's safe, what with breaking cars and fusing showers, but it should beware. When PIGS choose to attack, they are swift and their vengence is vengeful.

And quite funny.

To other PIGS at least.

As this latest evidence shows.

PIGS OUT

Ps. It's funnier if you start from the bottom.