January
Funerals 2 - 0 Stag Dos orgnaised
Jan in a nutshell - Lots of teaching, a bit of illness, date for ceiling, random parents evening, stagnating stag planning, new blog software trialed, nice meal, meeting with Karen from GGC, invites sort of designed, new bank account established.
February
Disclosure of Rhys's Blog 1 - 0 Stag Dos organised
New Speakers, Telephone service changed. Eventually. James had kid (will prove important come July). Put up some shelves. Moved parents to Mac after breaking their PC. Gilespi disbanded
March
Days school closed due to snow - 1 - 1/2 Stag dos organised*.
Started posting photos at Flickr
* Rhys sent an email. Only one person replied
April
Bollockings recieved for state of laptop 1 - 1 Bizzare village pub quizzes attended
Gay blog posts1 - 1PIGS Boycotts of this site
Also went to Alton Towers for the first time and painted the downstairs loo.
May
Stag Do's attended 2 - 1 Health Spas attended
Jobs applied for 1 - 0 Jobs shortlisted for
Top notch birthday trip, organised by lovely wife. Sent wedding invites. Jimmy Got Married. Hard Drive on Mac died. Then got mended by nice people at apple. Survived my stag do, despite being sick slightly more than 20 minutes after my arrival, due to drinking some fizzy milk bollocks that some cunt bought me.
June
Body parts failed 2 - 1 School Trips in which pupils feignted
Mostly tired this month. Hence my muddling up two pupils at parents evening. Also argued with Rhys about X3
July
Visits to random beaches for stones 2 - 7 Weather forecasters sworn at,
GOT MARRIED! Woo! Top Top day.
Match reports for wedding:
Vows practiced in Welsh performed 0 - 1 Whole new crazy welsh vows spoken
Lovely people at wedding 120 - 1 Evil people at wedding (see previous match)
People who failed to turn up 2 -1 People who only just beat Sionedwyn down the aisle
Very Drunk Relatives 2 - 23 Jokes about my brother and Cat Hel
August
Security breach as Sionedwyn's parents discovered Rhy's secret blog by putting his name into a search engine 1 - 1 Rows with Rhys about me posting about Sionedwyn's parents finding his blog.
Honeymoon! Woo!
Match reports from Honeymoon
Jet Skis ridden 1 - 1 Jet skis thrown from by new wife
Animals seen Loads - Loads Number of time nearly threw other people on safari to the animals
Duty free brought back 0 - 5,000,000 photos taken
September
Webhosts moved 1 - 2 Websites lost in site move
Hours of history teaching in my timetable 0 - 6 New subjects in my timetable
Music Festivals Attended 1 - 0 Music Festivals performed
October
Slight panic spread through the internet this month as it looked like I might have vanished. Turned out not to be true.
Cars broken 1 - 1 Showers Broken
To celebrate the above score, we then broke my mothers new put-up bed.
November
Blog posts 2 - 3 Bizarre cartoon versions of me created
December
Blog posts 1 - 1 Days late for work
Really good Christmas and a top new year, despite Sions getting two different bugs in the course of 10 days. Great trip to London, and I popped down to Devon for a day for the Old Man's birthday and to see Col before he goes off to India.
I finally feel recharged now, so tomorrow I head back to school to have that beaten out of me all over again. Happy New Year!
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