2005
Awesome. This may not be in order. Started at that massive party on the farm. Got a bit drunk and farted, bought a massive England Towel as I didn't want to rub my gonads with David Beckham. Drove home with a hangover. Quit crappy job at adult college, got awesome job in noo meeeja up town, became a Suit. Revisited old job for leaving do, told old uberboss that I was earning twice what they paid me, and got ordered off the premises. Went to Aber, got pissed. Went to Essex, got pissed, did pretty well at Pub Golf, got 11 under, didn't lie on my back or insult anyone at the curry house. Ate politely. Got a new car. It's awesome. Spent the final few minutes in Cwps in aber listening to some awesome acoustic Welsh folk music with hundreds of pints of Double Dragon. It don't get no better than this.
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