Additional Charges

I've recently noticed some internal feuds in our Welsh Sector. I would like to point out to those involved rule 5. i) from the official PIGS rules.

5) i) Rule 1 (The Primary Rule) exists above all other rules.

With this in mind, I've decided to charge stace with the following crimes, in addition to those brought by my fellow founder, dart.

7. Not using the PIGS website for official correspondance, and instead illigally using the PIGS mailing list

8. Refusing to accept that you are AWOL.

9. Bringing up the alledged failure of a founder to book a bus in telford with Mr Telford of Glasgow, and therefore making him look stupid, when clearly the founder could not have been involved, as founders are all powerful beings incapable of such stupidity.. so it must have been someone else.

10. Trying to book a bus in Telford with Mr Telford of Glasgow

11. Trying to get into the Premier of Revenge of the Sith with Attack of the Clones tickets.

12. Being proud of your name.

Below is the reply from stace to the previous post for those that didnt recieve the email..

"Ho ho bastard ho.

1. The deal was clearly 20 bottles. The word 'crate' never entered into it. At least, not until you decided 20 wasn't sufficient. Cunt.

2. Fair point, well made.

3. AWOL? I've been here all the bastard time. Twat.

4. Yeah, whatever. I'm sure you said you didn't actually want me there or something.

5. Two words. Mister. Telford.

6. And proud of it.

Let me know when you're coming to Swansea. I'll make sure I'm out.

Regional Co-ordinator? Regional cunt more like.

MFI Dave (lack of intelligence specialist)

ps If I hand myself in, do I get cake???"